H.F. Peterman
2006-03-23 02:15:58 UTC
Kramer Pizza Idea FINALLY a Reality
Chain of "Make Your Pizza" Parlors prepare for Grand Opening.
by H.F. Peterman
(New York, NY) - After years of development it's finally a reality.
Today, Kramerica Industries announced the grand opening of its new
chain of "Make your own Pizza" Parlors slated to open in 4 major cities
across the U.S.
"We give you the dough, you smash it, you pound it, you fling it in
the air; and then you get to put your sauce and you get to sprinkle
your cheese on it" Mr. Kramer said, President of Kramerica Industries.
The idea came to me while working years ago on "Seinfeld". Kramer
said. It almost happened with my former partner Poppy, but we had
shall we say, our artistic differences.
Poppy owner of the New York city restaurant "Poppies" was just
recently released from a white collar prison in upstate New York for
numerous health code violations.
"Cosmic Pizza: It's Your Pie" the name of the pizza parlors, is the
result of Kramerica Industries partnering with longtime acquaintance
John O'hurley, who played J. Peterman on Seinfeld. "I have had past
dealings with Mr. Kramer" O'hurley said. "He had ghost-written my
autobiography. I like how he thinks" peterman reminisced.
O'hurley, who routinely invests in non-acting ventures, is also a
major investor in Kramerica Industries. "I saw the success Al Yegnah,
the original "Soup Nazi" had with his chain of Soup Boutiques and felt
the timing was right"
Mr Kramer had many ideas that just didn't seem to get off the
ground. Bottle deposit schemes, rickshaws pulled by homeless men, and
the belt less trench-coat were just a few of his many failed business
ventures.
"I've come to far and have been so close to NOT make this happen"
Kramer said. "Oh sure, I had to make a few compromises on my idea
however its essentially still a Kramer"
Mr. Kramer is referring to the liability associated with having
people shoving their hands into 600 degree ovens.We had to tweak that
one for the insurance company and the liability insurance.
So "Cosmic Pizza: It's Your Pie" is based off the highly successful
Japanese style shogun restaurants. Instead of acrobatic knife moves
and salt and pepper juggling you have dough flinging and pounding.
Each table is assigned an employee who supervises the whole thing. We
like to call him "The Supervisor"
The Grand Opening takes place in New York, Chicago, Miami and Los
Angeles. More cities to be announced.
Via www.theseinfeldian.com
Chain of "Make Your Pizza" Parlors prepare for Grand Opening.
by H.F. Peterman
(New York, NY) - After years of development it's finally a reality.
Today, Kramerica Industries announced the grand opening of its new
chain of "Make your own Pizza" Parlors slated to open in 4 major cities
across the U.S.
"We give you the dough, you smash it, you pound it, you fling it in
the air; and then you get to put your sauce and you get to sprinkle
your cheese on it" Mr. Kramer said, President of Kramerica Industries.
The idea came to me while working years ago on "Seinfeld". Kramer
said. It almost happened with my former partner Poppy, but we had
shall we say, our artistic differences.
Poppy owner of the New York city restaurant "Poppies" was just
recently released from a white collar prison in upstate New York for
numerous health code violations.
"Cosmic Pizza: It's Your Pie" the name of the pizza parlors, is the
result of Kramerica Industries partnering with longtime acquaintance
John O'hurley, who played J. Peterman on Seinfeld. "I have had past
dealings with Mr. Kramer" O'hurley said. "He had ghost-written my
autobiography. I like how he thinks" peterman reminisced.
O'hurley, who routinely invests in non-acting ventures, is also a
major investor in Kramerica Industries. "I saw the success Al Yegnah,
the original "Soup Nazi" had with his chain of Soup Boutiques and felt
the timing was right"
Mr Kramer had many ideas that just didn't seem to get off the
ground. Bottle deposit schemes, rickshaws pulled by homeless men, and
the belt less trench-coat were just a few of his many failed business
ventures.
"I've come to far and have been so close to NOT make this happen"
Kramer said. "Oh sure, I had to make a few compromises on my idea
however its essentially still a Kramer"
Mr. Kramer is referring to the liability associated with having
people shoving their hands into 600 degree ovens.We had to tweak that
one for the insurance company and the liability insurance.
So "Cosmic Pizza: It's Your Pie" is based off the highly successful
Japanese style shogun restaurants. Instead of acrobatic knife moves
and salt and pepper juggling you have dough flinging and pounding.
Each table is assigned an employee who supervises the whole thing. We
like to call him "The Supervisor"
The Grand Opening takes place in New York, Chicago, Miami and Los
Angeles. More cities to be announced.
Via www.theseinfeldian.com